Greetings and Salutations

Hey yo. Let me be the first to officially welcome each and every one of you to PopChronic. I am but one of your humble hosts, but I felt the need to properly introduce myself to the reading public -- because let's be honest, why the hell should you give a damn what I post if you don't know the first thing about me?

El Stzl

Origin of name: a nickname from seventh grade which has gone through 6 or 7 variants.

Likes: Kittens, flowers, long walks on the beach, the occasional verbal and/or physical evisceration of unwitting strangers or people who look at me wrong.

Dislikes: Celebra-whores, people who can't f'ing drive, working for a living.

Humor: Mean, sarcastic, curse-laden, and really not that funny.

Well, that's me. Now that you really don't give a shit about me, let me leave you with something that's actually downright hysterical. I shouldn't be pointing our soon-to-be loyal readers to another blog on the network, but take it as a show of good faith.

Reason to think twice before cheating on a woman

Go all the way to the first post and read it through. It's good stuff.

Welcome once again, ya'll. Hope you enjoy your toke, and stay classy, San Diego.

[PS: I apologize for removing Erik Estrada from your first glance. As you will undoubtedly come to know, Erik Estrada is a pretty big deal around these parts. I have the single best picture in the history of time, but we'll just save that one for later.]